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NIGERIA’S EFCC ANNOUNCES A CRIMINALLY INSANE “YAHOO-BOYS” LAW

July 2, 2022

SubTopics: (1) “LANDLORDS WILL BAG 15 YEARS IN PRISON FOR RENTING HOUSES TO ‘YAHOO-BOYS’” SAYS EFCC; (2) THEY DON’T HAVE, OR SHOULD NOT HAVE SUCH POWER TO VIOLATE LANDLORDS’ RIGHTS; (3) THE MOTERFUCKERS ARE CHASING RATS WHILE NIGERIA IS ON FIRE; (4) HOW THE FUCK ARE LANDLORDS SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO IS “YAHOO-BOY,” HUH?; (5) ANOTHER SWIPE AT AHMED BOLA TINUBU OF THE RULING APC PARTY

Greetings, folks!

This is “No Bullshitting,” by Harry Agina. And I’m here this time to tell you that the Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of Nigeria has gone criminally insane. The commission must be run by some tyrannical idiots, if indeed they issued the recent threat that is credited to them. “Landlords and caretakers will henceforth be imprisoned for 15 years if they rent their houses or apartments to criminals,” says the threat. They specifically named the international fraudsters/scammers who are commonly known in Nigeria as “Yahoo-Boys.” Rent your house to “Yahoo-Boys” and go to prison for 15 years, the stupid criminal threat specifies, meeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Now, here is my thematic question for the day: How the fuck do the idiotic motherfuckers at the EFCC expect a landlord to identify “Yahoo-Boys,” in order to deny them rental privileges, huh? Did anybody confuse their idiotic brains that “Yahoo-Boys” have signposts on their foreheads, which read, “I am a Yahoo-Boy”? Anyway, I can’t even blame the management of the EFCC a lot. We have the clueless ethno-religious extremist President Mohammadu Buhari to blame. He filled his ruling cabinet with equally clueless Fulani Muslims who have destroyed Nigeria, meeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

I am not a lawyer, and I must confess that I have not even studied the relevant portion of Nigeria’s constitution on this. But guess what! I don’t even give a fuck what the nation’s constitution says about this before I give my own “No Bullshitting Verdict. If the constitution does say that the EFCC has the power to imprison landlords for renting to criminals, then it certainly is one fucked-up demo-crazy (demonstration of craze) constitution. I dare say that it should be expunged, if it does happen to actually be contained in our constitution, meeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Again, I’m not a lawyer, but only for the fact that I didn’t want to be one; it doesn’t require two heads to be one. But God has given me the commonsense knowledge to discern that the EFCC dudes must be crazy to issue such threat. And, if Nigeria’s constitution supports the madness, then the framers of the constitution were/are mad, too, period! Furthermore, if any of our judges actually sends any landlord to prison for this, the judge is mad, too! In fact, the EFCC motherfuckers should be shackled and put in an asylum. Umm huh, they deserve it, for coming up with such impunity and stupidity to pass their duty to the landlords of Nigeria with such a draconian law. I repeat and insist that they’ve got to be insane to do that, meeeeeeeeeeen!!!

It is obviously another form of passing the buck to Nigerians by President Buhari’s fucked-up government. The crooks in this government always seek ways to pass their responsibilities to the people of Nigeria. If you ask them how come Nigeria has become a failed ungoverned warfront of terrorism; they blame it on Reverend Kukah and the opposition party, the PDP. If you ask Buhari and his gang; how come the nation’s economy has fallen to pieces and hunger is consuming Nigerians; they blame it on everything and everyone else, except themselves. Now, the motherfuckers who run the EFCC are too stupid to track and arrest the criminals called Yahoo-Boys, and they are ‘passing the buck.’ They can’t identify Yahoo-Boys with all their intelligence gadgets, but they want landlords to identify them with no tools, meeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Really, the best that the landlords can do, is to interview their prospective tenants. What the fuck are they supposed to do when (not if) the criminals lie about everything, huh? Or, are the EFCC idiots unaware that criminals will always lie about their identities? Are they too stupid to remember that Nigerian criminals have mastered the art of forgery? Are they not aware that a Nigerian criminal can forge documents that say that he is Jesus Christ or Prophet Mohammad? And you’d believe them if you’re not smart! And we’re talking about Yahoo-Boys, who the landlords don’t know from Adam.

The EFCC dudes do know about the current hoopla concerning such forgery by crooks who have been ruling Nigeria? For instance, the current 2023 presidential candidate of their ruling APC political party, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, is one such crook. He has given us fake names, fake-or-no-certificates, and fake age, all these years, since he went into politics! Now, his northern running-mate who has also been in power for many years is telling us that he has no requisite educational certificates, too. The intelligence agencies should have prevented Tinubu from being governor, all the way back in 1999. His running mate should have been exposed long ago, too. The nation’s intelligence agencies do have the constitutional duty to investigate the identities, characters, and criminal records of all candidates for major public offices in Nigeria. They are supposed to save us from the rulership of bad characters, by exposing them for rejection by the people and our electoral body. How come that all the responsible agencies did not expose Tinubu’s complex baggage of unhealthy character controversies before he applied for the 2023 presidential race?

Instead, President Buhari’s law enforcement agencies are busy chasing rats, while our house is on fire! Our National Assembly is populated with criminal majority, because our criminal system does not weed them out. Specifically, the EFCC boys are not investigating all the millions of dollars that were used by criminals to buy the candidature to become president in 2023. Instead, the motherfuckers are busy chasing after landlords and caretakers. They want landlords in Nigeria to become God and know how to identify criminal Yahoo-Boys, and deny them rental of property. But they themselves refuse to deal with the vote-buying criminality of our political crooks, whose crimes are very obvious and easy to prosecute, meeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Sure, I would interrogate my prospective tenants, if I was a landlord in Nigeria. Definitely, I would demand their identity cards, and references, too. But I would like to see a motherfucker who will tell me, in court, that I must be God, too. Other than being God, how the fuck does the EFCC expect me to determine when the references, the identification cards, and the names that my prospective tenants present to me are fake, huh, huh, huh??? The truth is that landlords will have to stop renting their property. If they must satisfy this stupid draconian law of the EFCC. Otherwise, the Yahoo-Boys will always be able to deceive them with fake identities, meeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

I will conclude with my purpose for bringing Tinubu up in this blog. I speak of “The Two Faces Of The Law In Nigeria.” One face of the Nigerian law is for the rich, and the politically powerful or politically connected. The other face is for the “ordinary” Nigerians. I will direct you to my five past blogs on this topic, which I addressed from various perspectives. But just before you go on the exploration, I’ll give you the relevancy to Tinubu and the landlords who EFCC wants to persecute and extort. Umm huh! I say extort, because this is another ploy for the EFCC boys to start extorting landlords, and with false allegations in many cases.

Bola Tinubu’s class in the society is the class of the untouchables, who get away with anything. They are the owners of the first face of the law that I speak of. As for the landlords, they belong in the class of “ordinary” Nigerians, who are actually made to suffer for the sins of others. In this case, EFCC wants them to suffer for the crimes of Yahoo-Boys, because they can get away with it in President Buhari’s fucked-up government. The landlords belong in the second face of Nigeria’s evil law that I speak of.

Mind you, and that’s a big mind you, the landlords are graded according to “the two faces of the law,” too! Umm huh, I can bet you my blokos, that landlords who are in the untouchable class will never be imprisoned for renting to Yahoo-Boys. No way!!! Instead, the officers of the same EFCC may actually be sending some Yahoo-Boys to rent the houses of the untouchables at high rates. Trust me, I ain’t bullshitting ya, meeeeeeeeeeen!!!

I am glad that Nigerians are truly beginning to wake up to our responsibility of speaking out against the evil rulers who have destroyed Nigeria since 1999.  It is not just a ‘Mr. No Bullshitting’ affair now. Here is one of the numerous commentaries against the presidential candidature of Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the criminal ruling APC party:

 

Okay, it’s now time to link you to my past blogs on “The Two Faces Of The Law In Nigeria.” I will link you to the first blog, which will link you to the second, and so on:

https://nobullshiting.com/the-two-faces-of-the-law-in-nigeria-part-1/

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