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IT IS NO BULLSHITTING BIRTHDAY TODAY, FOLKS!!!

June 24, 2022

SubTopics: (1) GO HARRY, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! (2) CHECK OUT THE NO BULLSHITTING BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION DANCERS, FOLKS! YOU REALLY WANNO SEE THESE CHILDREN DANCE, MEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!; (3) A POLITICAL SWIPE AT AHMED BOLA TINUBU

Greetings, folks!
Yeah, you read my topic right. People say that I am one year older today, and I love to hear them say it, meeeeeeen!!!
          But, wait o, wasn’t it just yesterday that I had my last birthday? You mean it’s another whole fucking year again already? Damn! How fast the days are running these days! I truly don’t think that the days passed so fast when I was younger, meeeeeeen!!!
          You probably wanna know my age; right? Nosey dudes and ‘dudeses’! Well, okay then, why the hell not? I’m glad to tell ya, of course! I am American, and we don’t hide our ages like some Nigerian politicians do. I’m not one of those criminal Nigerian politicians who hide their ages for their criminal reasons. And I have an example, too. Umm huh, the dude who is the presidential candidate of Nigeria’s ruling political party for 2023 election, Bola Tinubu, lies about his age. He tells us that he is only about six years older than his own daughter. Can you believe shit like that, meeeeeeen?!!!
          Umm huh! The last time that I checked, the son of a gun’s daughter was in her 60s, when he was claiming to be 69. That was a few years ago, and now I know his reason for his fucked-up lie. He started early to deceive Nigerians that he is not too old to become president in 2023. Unfortunately for him, Mother Nature has her way of disgracing such a huge liar. It is obvious that Tinubu looks much older than his criminal age declaration. Furthermore, he is ailing in health, and he’s physically frail like a motherfucker. A man who cannot stand or hold anything without shaking like jelly, wants to become the next Nigerian president, meeeeeeen!!!
          Folks, forget about Nigeria’s political crooks. This is my birthday, and not Tinubu’s birthday. And, it’s great to see another birthday at age 65, in great health and great spirit. And unlike Tinubu, I guarantee you that I ain’t lying to ya! I have not reduced my own age, not one bit! Let me further be honest to tell you that my birthday photo that you see here was not really taken today; it was taken about a month ago. So I am actually about a month older than the photo that you see here. You see how honest I wanna be about everything concerning my birthday? Nigeria’s APC presidential candidate, Ahmed Tinubu, would probably lie to you that he took the photo in June 2023, that’s next year! The dude would do anything just to look younger, even to make a time-travel into the future, and take a photograph in it… hahahaaah!!!
          Anyway, to the Almighty Jah, I give the glory for seeing another birthday in great health!!! And, for your celebration with me, I’ve got something cool for you, meeeeeeen!!!
          I have some great dance-steps for ya, a great performance by a group of local neighborhood talents known as the “Triplets Ghetto Kids.” I do understand that these youngsters are adolescent talents now. So, the following video is actually a few years old. That’s the great thing about good work of art; they never grow old or out of fashion. You probably have noticed, based on my previous entertainment clips, that age is a factor in what turns me on. I love unusual ages doing unusually well in something. Remember the little girl last week or so; the NBB dancer of the year 2021? And then, the old man who was bambaring with the big girls? Today’s piece is similar, meeeeeeen!!!
          Yeah, I know; you can’t say the following to me now because it’s impossible for you to see me. So I will say it to myself on your behalf, thus: “Shut the fuck up, Harry, and let’s see the fucking birthday celebration performance already, meeeeeeen!!!”
          Alright, I hear you. But, before the video, I want to announce a couple of new attractions that are coming soon to “No Bullshitting” “InfoTainment” Gallery. They are titled “AfroCultural Dramas” and “AfroCultural Titbits.” Trust me, you’re gonno love it all! This is especially so for my teaming American and other western fans, who understand and appreciate the values of InterCultural Exchange. Umm huh, that’s exactly what you’re gonno get, folks…InfoTaining InterCultural Exchange!!!
          The “AfroCultural Dramas” contents will be brought to you by my good friend for about five years now, Mike Shaibu. Mike is one of the fastest dramatists that I know…after me, that is! Hahahahaha! Anyway, truly, Mike Shaibu is a great dramatist, meeeeeeeeen!!! I do confess that I can’t match his speed in writing dramas. The dude can shun out ten 30-minutes drama scripts in five hours. He has been part of a bunch of Nigeria’s most popular drama series on TV.
          All that, to inform you that Mike will be shunning out regular short culture-based dramas here. I will contribute sometimes, too. The idea is to inform non-Africans
on the traditions and other elements of the African Culture. You may call it a culture-bridge. As for the NBB “AfroCultural Titbits,” we have a great traditionalist in African Culture, who will feed our fans with narratives on African customs. Example: The rituals and the essence of “Iri-ji Festival” (New Yam Festival) in Igbo land, in southeast Nigeria. Watch out, meeeeeeen!!!
           Finally, here comes my itty-bitty birthday celebration presentation, followed by this old-boy’s birthday photo:

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