NIGERIA’S LOOTMAKERS MISPLACED PRIORITIES

March 20, 2017

SubTopic: SPEEDY PURSUIT OF ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA BILL VERSUS ELECTORAL REFORM BILL

This is “No Bullshitting,” by Harry Agina.

Greetings, folks!

Twice upon some blogs in the past, I commented on the atrocious self-serving tendencies of the loot-makers who we call lawmakers in Nigeria. Their selfishness in everything else is one thing, people, and those are bad enough. But I am infuriated when they take it to lawmaking. It is treasonable when they refuse to give us progressive laws that would give us a good democracy! Folks, I don’t know about you, but I’m enraged by the crooks’ reason for denying us good laws! We pay the motherfuckers outrageous salaries and atrocious allowances to make good laws for us. No, actually, they circumvent the authority that sets salaries and wages and allocate the atrocious benefits to themselves, by themselves. And then, they refuse to obey our collective will as their employees and masters. Instead, gradually over the years, they have become our slave-masters who shove whatever law or act that they want down our throats. They don’t give a fuck what we, the owners of the sovereignty of Nigeria want, and this is treasonable, meeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Olusegun Obasanjo laid this evil self-serving and looting foundation for the lootmakers during his days as president. It progressed to the days of the late President Yar’Adua, who could have repaired Obasanjo’s damages, but for his untimely death in office. And so, the evil progressed to the fucked-up weakling and drunkard called President Jonathan, who couldn’t do anything right. Now we are in the era of President Buhari, and the autocracy and impunity of our lootmakers is getting worse by the day, rather than abating, meeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Jesus Christ! Some of the motherfuckers even have the audacity to tell us on TV that their colleagues are scared of some bills because “the laws thereof would affect the lawmakers negatively.” What impunity! Those crooks deny us good laws for the reason that their atrocious rulership would be curtailed by good laws! And they have the audacity to say our faces…un-fucking-believable! And all we do as a people is sit around and complain like wimps about this evil! We should take siege of our National Assembly and kick out those motherfucking crooks who we call lawmakers. We should burn down the doggone National Assembly building to kick them out, if necessary! We must do whatever it takes to kick the bastards out!! Anything else is better than leaving them there, meeeeeeeeeeen!!!

You already know why I’m so pissed off, because it’s in my titling. I am pissed because, again, our lootmakers are pursuing rats while our house is on fire. They want to pass a self-serving information-censorship, anti-democracy, anti-social media, draconian bill at record-breaking lightning speed. The motherfuckers want to strangulate social media so that we may no longer expose, condemn, and resist their evil self-serving acts. And on the other hand, they have continued to ignore our reverberating agitation against their refusal to pass our people-oriented electoral reform bill. This electoral reform bill war has been on since the Obasanjo days. They have continued to ignore our pressure for an electoral law that will eliminate the evil tradition of election-rigging in Nigeria.

You know, maybe, if election-rigging could happen without all the murders, the reform wouldn’t be such a big deal to me. But election-rigging does cost scores of lives of voters during every fucking general-elections in Nigeria, every four years! Yet, our lootmakers refuse to reform our system since 1999 ‘til date. That’s over seventeen years on, for crying fucking loud! All this, because our lootmakers need the killer-system to continue rigging themselves into power against people’s votes. And, as I have always said, in my book, this makes the lootmakers murderers! Also, as I always did before, I challenge them again to sue me to court for calling them murderers. How dare those crooks abandon our life-saving electoral bill again, to pursue a draconian anti-social media bill, which will further enslave us to them, meeeeeeeeeen!!!

My argument is simple, and I will cite my own personal decision never to vote whenever I happen to be in Nigeria during elections. People always get killed as the crooks called politicians engage in their do-or-die murderous election-rigging. And I sure don’t want to be their victim…no way, meeeeeeen!!! The votes of the people never count, anyway. So, why the fuck should I even bother to vote, huh? Call me a non-patriot all day long if you like, I don’t give a fuck, and you ain’t gonno ever get me to change my mind. I will never go through all the trouble that it takes to vote in Nigeria, period! Not when I know that I may not get back home alive that day from all the evil blood-sucking rigging activities going on during the voting. If I said it once, I said it a gazillion times that Nigerian politicians have some evil gods that they must continue to feed human blood during elections, or else the gods may consume them, meeeeeeeeeeen!!!

Somebody, please, sue me to court for adding that the lootmakers who Nigerians call lawmakers are the chief priests of those blood-sucking gods that they apparently sacrifice voters to. Otherwise, why would they, since 1999, refuse to give us laws to stop the election murders. I ask, does logic not say that my position is logical? Those motherfuckers should be forced to leave their evil anti-people bills and pursue the electoral bill. ‘We The People,’ who our constitution gives the ownership of the sovereignty, must rise and force the crooks to give us a reformed law. We must force them to gives us the law in a matter of few days, to prevent deaths in the coming by-elections, meeeeeeeeeeeen!!!

I repeat, one does not necessarily have to commit murder by one’s own self in order to be called a murderer. Aiding and abetting can actually be more evil, if done with prior knowledge of the consequence. This is not my first time to say this. I posit that the loot-makers who we call lawmakers in the entire “Fourth Republic” of Nigeria so far (1999 to date), are aiders and abettors of all the election murders in the country. And I rest my case. I trust that you know that I ain’t bullshitting ya, meeeeeeeeeen!!!

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