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NO BULLSHITTING POLL: IS BUHARI’S HUMANITARIAN MINISTER, SADIYA UMAR FAROUK A CROOK, OR JUST VERY STUPID LIAR?

NOTE: First published on January 15, 2021. The “Published” date on the tab is the date that it was uploaded on this new site. Though some issues in this piece may still be current (depending on…), this is to avoid mistaking it as current news.

This is “No Bullshiting,” by Harry Agina.

Greetings, folks!

We have heard several apparent lies from Nigeria’s Humanitarian Affairs Minister, Madam Sadiya Umar Farouq, since the covid-19 pandemic outbreak. First, it was about rotten rice, when she insolently implied that all the Nigerians that saw her rotten rice were propagators of fake news.

Then the school feeding program where she seems to be feeding ghosts, considering the fact that schools are not in session. And then, whatever huge sum of naira that she claimed to have paid to Nigerians in cash disbursements, during which we heard stories that monies were given to Nigerians to pose for photographs, and then the money collected back from the so-called recipients.

Now, I read that Madam Farouq has come again with another apparent huge lie, meeeeen!!! It is said that she just told us that 95 percent of all the Igbo people of southeast Nigeria has received palliative funds from her Ministry.

I plead with members of this house who are Igbo, to pleeeaaaasse inform me how many of you, or your family members have received Madam Farouq’s covid-19 palliative money?

Since my blog is so raw, so hard, and so direct, I can’t afford to say things that I can’t support in court. My deductions must be supported by some facts and good logic. So, I am posting this poll question on every social media platform that I post my blog.

The maths of my poll is very simple: If I receive just 500 hundred responses (or even 100), and 95 percent of the respondents say that they have received Madam Farouq’s money; then she is right, and I would praise her. But, if anything less than 95 percentnof the respondents say that they received the palliative, then I will deduce that the madam is apparently a huge liar. I already believe that she Lied, big time, if she truly said that claim.

But now, with this poll, i can boldly call her a liar without legal liability. Note that I haven’t called her a liar yet; but from what I know now, I do believe that it’s impossible that even five percent of any tribe (not just Igbo) has received a dime from Madam Farouq, or from anyone in the federal government of Nigeria.

So, my Igbo brethren, you are my case study now, because you were singled out by the madam, who said that 95% of us have received her money. Please respond: Have you personally received, or/and how many members of your family, or friends have received madam farouq’s palliative money? As for me, I ain’t seen or heard about anyone that received Madam Farouq’s money, meeeeeeeen!!!!

Honestly, I still don’t believe that Madam Farouq said such absurd statement (especially since I have only seen it on social media where anything goes). In any case, let’s just say that I was looking for an excuse to talk about Nigeria’s elusive covid-19 palliative. However, do note that I will never bullshit ya, meeeeeeeen!!!

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