NBB SUNDAY-SUNDAY MEDICINE: “ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS” BY GARNETT SILK

NOTE: First published on January 24, 2021. The “Published” date on the tab is the date that it was uploaded on this new site. 

This is “No Bullshitting,” by Harry Agina.

Greetings, folks!

This is another Sunday (as if you didn’t know), and if you are a Christian, then “you haffi march onward onto war” for Christ; so says Garnett Silk in today’s No Bullshitting Praise Worship SUNDAY-SUNDAY MEDICINE, meeeeeeen!!!

Garnett says that, as Christ’s soldiers, “We haffi dey pon patrol and keep everything under control.” And, “We nah go look back at all.”

And, the dude says “we nah need no gun, no stones, no bomb,” just spiritual weapons and spiritual warfare against the heathens.

But, hey, bros eeh, be sure to take that last line with a pinch of salt oh!!! Don’t carry that spiritual stuff too far, meeeeen!!!

      Don’t go to your church with your mat or bed and sleep and pray there all day long and all week long or all year long, just because Harry Agina played for you a Garnett Silk song that says that Christian soldiers “dey pon patrol with spiritual weapons…no guns, no stones and no bombs.” Na lie o! Some wars call for more than spiritual weapons, meeeeeen!!!

So, I say that you must be moderate and use your brain to know when to pray for spiritual warfare, and when to be practical to face what is facing ya. You may pray in your church all year long, and you ain’t getting no fucking money to feed your family. The days of Moses when God sent down manna from heaven to feed the Israelites are over o! Today, the crooks that you call pastors are only busy brainwashing you to give them the little money that you already have, to feed their own families and buy some private jets.

      And, guess what; when another dude is facing you with a loaded AK-47 rifle and you are busy shouting “Holy Ghost Fire,” you are wasting your fucking breath, and most likely about to waste your fucking life, too. Indeed, when it comes to that, do remember that the ancient Isrealites actually took up arms and went to wars to defend their lives, and then, God supported them with some divine forces to win the battles. They did not confront their enemies with the fucked-up chants of “Holy Ghost Fire” that some bullshitting Pentecostal Christians of these days stupidly confront every problem with, meeeeeeeen!!!

Few words are good enough for the wise. So, now, here is “Onward Christian Soldiers,” from Garnett Silk, to ya!!!: https://youtu.be/AgivCaj_FOU

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